so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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