like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
