i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Randomize
