you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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