So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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