hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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