I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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