Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You need a sexual gate keeper
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
