Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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