All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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