dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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