Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Actions speak louder than pants.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Randomize
