everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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