As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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