Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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