When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
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