Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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