i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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