ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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