let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
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