I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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