you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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