You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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