I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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