literally had 100 drinks last night.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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