yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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