Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
false alarm. still invincible.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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