All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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