No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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