used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Randomize
