He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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