Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Randomize
