is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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