Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
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