I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
