People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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