I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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