just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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