last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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