did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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