How'd it feel making her break her religion?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
There r osticjed everywhere
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
We don't watch enough power rangers
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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