dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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