Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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