Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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