is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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