hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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