they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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