As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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