Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Randomize
