So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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