Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
