Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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