I am in a vortex of obligation.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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