why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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