she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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