why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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